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Sunday, June 1st, 2003
10:43 am
Ferretlicious has been changed to an open-membership community. Thought it might be nice to let our weezles share their antics with each other, without us having to listen to the same stupid questions get answered over and over again. Will be working on a ferret FAQ, if this community picks up or something. Also, anyone who joins can e-mail me a short bio of each of their ferrets to be added to the lj-info. Enjoy!

Saturday, June 29th, 2002
10:36 am
With lub, from Kaoru
May have date with loganferret. Extremely sexy gib, recovering from surgery though so not likely to be energetic enough for my tastes. Spock has found out about my date with Logan, and now jealousy ensues. Gibs so old fashioned these days. Must a sprite be monoamorous in order to be considered respectable? It's not like I can go into heat or anything, I'm just having fun. Mom even implied that I'm a slut. Mean old woman.
Friday, June 14th, 2002
12:56 am
Today there was a business of humans, they were all huddled over some kind of game that didn't involve socks. I didn't know games could lack socks, but somehow the humans managed it. The she-human brought me upstairs so that the other humans could coo over my cuteness, and they were appropriately awed. Still the prettiest. -Gwen

I have hooked up with a Really Hot Sprite. The humans said something about keeping my diet appropriate for my age, so now we've got our own pad. This sprite Chloe? She digs me. She's not quite as cute as that Kaoru girl, but she's attractive in a mature way. I invited her over to my hammock, and we've been sleeping curled up next to each other. Too bad my nuts got cut off. -Yoda

Yoda is really hot. He's truly a Jedi Master. He's not annoying like Gwen is, and he's not as domineering as Sanosuke. I swear, that Sanotaro? He used to think he could just have his way with us sprites, because he was the only male. Well. He may think he's some kind of pimp daddy, but he's still just a gib. At least Yoda likes to cuddle. -Chloe

I lost me some of my bitches. Well, just one of them. Since the humans introduced the new boy, I'm no longer the only male around here. I was the Pimp Daddy Master. But now he's moving in on my wimmins! Lucky for him, the humans took him out of my pad, and now I can resume my sexy parties. Of course, Chloe moved out with him, too. Whatever. I don't dig antique chicks. -Sano

I am getting frustrated. Every time I pull My Penguin under the bed, the humans keep pulling it back out and putting it places where I can't drag him around. So today, I stole the boyhuman's shoe, and rather than praise me for my wonderfully thoughtful handiwork, he stole My Shoe and put it on his foot and then left. The nerve of some folks. -Kaoru
Tuesday, June 11th, 2002
11:50 pm
We are playing. The she-human was trying to type on the laptop, and we decided to help. I jumped up on the keyboard and started tapping on all the keys. The human put me on the floor. Then I ran off with her teddybear. -Gwen

The she-human was sad earlier today. She talked into the little noise-making toy, the one that rings and lights up, and then when she stopped talking into it, she was crying. I jumped up into her arms and made myself look cute, and then she was much happier. My work here is done. -Sano

I climed into Yoda and Chloe's cage (the senior ferretzen's home) and dug in their litterbox. I got corncob litter everywhere. I have done a splendid job, and both of the humans agreed, as they were so happy to see my handiwork that they started dooking very loudly. -Kaoru

The humans still won't let me have any orange juice. Bastards. -Chloe

These new weasels are very odd. They always want to sniff my ass. I think Sano is gay. At least the chicks dig me too. -Yoda

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